Comedy

DRINK A GLASS OF CHRISTMAS CHEER

FOLLOW THAT WITH A PINT OF BEER

THEN HAVE A PORT

...

I’m old enough to go to war

To drink and smoke and die

So why in hell can’t I reach...

Piles of snow beneath my feet

hurrying inside to get some heat

This is the time where it's...

DO YOU..WANNA HEAR ME ROAR !?

LIKE THE TIGER..THAT I AM !?

OR PURR..LIKE A PUSSY-CAT !...

GOLFING

You’re in Palm Springs, not much to do
But golf and get some sun
Hop on a...

There are many wines, and far too many glasses

I'd like to try them all, but, l will never get the...

I,M ..ON SANTA," NAUGHTY LIST !?
I FELL OFF HIS LAP!?
COS..I WAS SO PISSED !?
STUCK MY...

I awoke to bright white snow everywhere

looked out my window and it was there

so much...

JACK FROST..IS NIPPING !?
EVERY INCH ..OF OUT-DOOR,S!?
LET,S HOPE HE DOESN,T PREVENT
...

HE LOVES ME..HE LOVES ME NOT !?
AS..HE PLUCKS MY PETAL,S !?
FROM. MY MICKLE MUS DAISY !?...

GOD KNOW,Z..WHAT HE,S DOING !?
BUT..WE CANT BE SURE OF THAT!?
HE..COULD DO WITH A REMINDER...

If in the world there were no cats, what a sad world that would be

No furry balls wrapped up in...

I THINK..I,VE GOT WRITER,S BLOCK !?

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS COCK !?

GOT COCK ..ON THE BRAIN...

One sip, two sips, three sips, four.

Is it possible for me to want to know you more?

Five...

You’ve never once sucked my nob

But you forever open your gob

You're such a selfish cow...

~~I read, I write, every night,

Though some never see the page.

When I read, I feel the...

She'd love me if she knew me,
but she doesn't, so she don't.
If she knew me we'd do dinner,...