Comedy

THERE ..WAS AN OLD LADY NAMED " MAY !"

WHO.MARRIED A MAN CALLED " RON !"

EVEN THO..RON IS...

I REALISE NOW , AS I SIT ON THE BEACH
WITH MY CLING FILMED PACKED LUNCH
WHY THEY ARE CALLED...

Wil-lo-ly-dee,

Wil-lo-ly-dee,

Someone spiked my tea.

My balls are rather warm,...

DONT BELEIVE..WHAT YOU.VE
HEARD!? ABOUT SNOW-WHITE !?
SHE,S..BEEN DIAGNOSED !?
AS A HO...

I’ve always loved Xmas time

Ever since I was a kid

Though I dread the family gatherings...

Over mountains of paper I toil,
wiping the sweat from my brow.
Searching for answers to the...

SANTA..ASKED ME VERY DISCREETLY
"WHAT WOULD!" YOU LIKE THIS YEAR!?
" I HOPE YOU,VE BEEN A...

I woke up on Christmas morning,

to find nothing under my tree,

then I went to the restroom...

I FANCY..A LITTLE TIPPLE !?
A LITTLE SLIPPERY NIPPLE!?
LASHING.S & LASHING.S
OF...

SANTA,S..ONLY A MAN !

HE CAN..ONLY DO WHAT HE CAN!?

HE CAN ..ONLY CUM !?

ONCE A...

Hmm...let's see mighty King Kong.
Is he the ape that was very strong?
The one up on the tower...

Rat in a maze.

Do you sometimes feel, like a rat in a maze?

Or get lost completely, in a...

After another boring week at work, and an overdose of 'marital bliss'
I feel like being selfish, and...

COULD..THE REAR OF THE YEAR !?
GET OFF. YA REAR !?
& SPREAD SOME CHEER !?
&...

TAKE TIME..TA PONDER

THE LITTLE THING,S !?

IN YOUR LIFE !?

THEN ..COUNT YOURSELF...

ME & MR SIN !

WOULD LIKE TA TAKE
THIS..OPPORTUNITY
COS..HE,S SO GOOD TO ME !?...

THIS YEAR..I,M NOT SENDING XMAS CARD,S!?
BECAUSE..AT PRESENT ,,TIMES ARE HARD !?
I WILL SEND...