Comedy

I've been very naughty this year might make you want to spank me this year please let me blow in your ear...

WHY..IS IT ALL ABOUT YOU !?
ARE YOU.. THE ONLY
THING..THAT MATTERS!?
I CANT STAND THE...

FRIDAY THE 13TH..
IS..A DAY THAT WE DREAD !?
SUPER-STITIONS & BAD LUCK !?
WE DREAM...

You said you loved me,
But now I know the truth,
Behind my back,
You slept with Ruth...

‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the kitchen
There was crap everywhere and I couldn’...

Well Santa, I’ve been missing you

Been months since we last met

Our little altercation...

Snow White was feeling horny
Virtually gagging for a fuck
So she went for a walk in the...

IM ..TOO NAUGHTY
TOO..BE TRUE !?
DIRTY THOUGHT.S
I HAVE ..OF YOU !?
ALL DRESSED...

PEACHY!..SEXY..!.

NAUGHTY!?..SAUCY

DOES NOT SPELL!?

TO ME D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!?

...

Remember when you said you didn't like my dress?
The screaming, the shouting, remember the mess?...

Climb out of your prison
And do something new
Dance if you want to
Jump high if that's...

The big bad wolf said to little red riding hood
"Take off your fucking blouse
I wanna give...

My lovely wife's been poorly of late
So I took her to see the nurse
To find out what the...

WHEN..WILL " THIS POTION !" WEAR OFF !?
YOU,VE..GIVEN ME WAY TOO MUCH !?
THIS.".LOVE POTION...

XMAS TIME?

MISTLETOE & WINE !?

ANOTHER YEAR OVER !?

& YOUR STILL.. NOT MINE...

How is her beauty not beauty? If beauty was only designed for one in mind, explain to me the way beauty was...

I emerged from the bathroom naked
Feeling amorous I climbed into bed
My wife complained, as...