Comedy

Dear Santa

All I NEED this year

Is a stocking full of goodies

And a fridge full of...

I spent my last xmas with a caribbean queen

She had the most gorgeous 'booty', her face was a dream...

There is a country man who takes his city cousin out for his first fishing trip.
So these two men...

Christmas is coming

hope everyone else is to

be a ho ho ho

the court case ended with verdict unknown

new righteous leader got overthrown

got a...

I am a dragon
Who lives in a fantasy world
I wonder about things
that are far away...

Boy, were you born in a barn

Hatched from an egg

Belong to the funny farm?

Play with her nice and

my pussy is like Santa

showers you with gifts

I THOUGHT..I HAD YOU !?
UNDER MY SPELL !?
IT..MUST HAVE WORN OFF !?
BEACAUSE..ALL IS...

WOMEN..ARE A MYSTERY !?
DRESSED..IN AN ENIGMA !?
WOMEN..ARE ALWAY,S RIGHT !?
DESPITE.....

I’m so desperate

mistletoe on my pussy

just so you’ll go down

I won't say to your face,
I want to spray you with mace,
But in my mind,
I've sprayed...

Christmas has overtaken our house

to the dismay of my spouse

doesn’t want tinsel or little...

Our school is filled with plenty of odd people

Even though we are all called Eagles.

I can...

Poor Cinderella was a lovely girl
But she was feeling sad right now
Her mother had died, she...

A little more lights an snow to cover the pretty little Christmas tree.

Fiddle de de fiddle de de...

I was minding my own business
When a word rolled up with freshness
I've come but to...