Comedy

Sorry to inform you
But this year has been hard
Our bank account is empty
So your gift...

What can I do

To show my love?

To stay with you I'll do anything

You are my angel...

He sucked my nipple

causing intense ripples

spunk my favourite tipple

sometimes I...

1,2,3

his hand is on me knee

4,5,6

he's travelled to my knicks

7,8,9...

He started his long journey

When the sun was cool and low.

How long to reach his Shangri-La...

Face down…

At least

I think it’s my face…

Mud encrusted

Dimples for the...

Planes draw lines in the welkin,

the sun's exhaustion has taken notice.

She rubs her...

Santa spanked me hard

best Christmas present ever

I’m staying naughty

MIRACLE,S..CAN HAPPEN AT XMAS !?
SO..KEEP YA FINGER,S CROSSED !?
PRAYING..FOR A MIRACLE !?...

GIRL.S LIKE ME.. DONT GROW ON TREE,S !?
SO.. I GUESS YOU,D SAY!?
THAT..I,M THE BEE,S KNEE,S...

Poor Rapunzel was locked in a tower
'Cos her father had stolen an old hags flower
Men, they...

The color of your skirt shows

the rules of society were upon you

in the mall, and you...

A sonnet for Rowan Atkinson- Mr Bean

The funniest man I ever met
He had a rubber face...

I,VE ..ONLY GOT TO THINK OF YOU !?
& I GO..ALL GOBBLEDY GOO !?
YOU.HAVE A SPECIAL POWER...

The Christmas colours are green and red,
I see my presents under a bed.

We laugh and dance...

SUPPORTING EACH OTHER..IN OUR OLD AGE !?
THO..VERY SAD.WHEN YA GET TA THIS STAGE !?
YA VIAGRA...

I have an uncle
who pretends to be the funniest guy ,
but to tell the truth he can't
...