Comedy

Myself I frustrate

trying to masturbate

effectively that is

my fingers taking the...

Aspiring for idealism
Grounded by reality
Major league overspending
Monetary driven...

So embaressing

wiped your face in my cum towel

for once I’m speechless

Sit down, to dine
Don’t mind if I do, a glass of wine
Feel like you’ve won it, a treat,...

Got a rod so far

up her arse she’s a ride on

a merry-go-round

This year going to

exercise my rights to do

whatever I want

New Years Resolution

I’m going to be the problem not the solution

he looks at me like I’ve...

I put armor around my heart to push everyone away people pushed and fought and stabbed and grabbed to get...

My life is a spiral going down, down, down I can't stop until I finally find rock bottom, CRASH! I am here...

I,M NOT SURE WHETHER
I,M GLAD TO SEE THIS YEAR
OUT OR NOT ?! OR AFRAID
OF WHAT THE...

Love is kind love is sweet
Love is tastier than a sugary treat
Love is more than a skipped...

100 % " MADE IN ESSEX!"
THERE,S SEX IN WHERE
I WAS BORN !?
I,M 100% ESSEX BIRD...

Although I'm right beside you, you are not with me.

You glance in my direction, but you never see...

Sexy Sally loves the sun,
Sexy Sally loves having fun,
Sexy Sally loves the boys,
Sexy...

EVERYONE,S LIVE,S MOVE ON
EXCEPT FOR MINE IT SEEMS !?
IT,S LIKE BEING SUSPENDED IN TIME!...

Pop open a bottle,
Full throttle, have a think
about what's going to change this year....

21,22,23

I got down on my knees

24,25,26

I started to caress your dick

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