Comedy

Oceans here, oceans there, in comes the tide, out goes the waves

Deep, deep down the ocean lay, a...

I tried to write a poem and I made a proper fudge

now my poetic licence has been taken by a judge...

IF..YOU DONT GET HERE QUICK !?
& SORT ME RIGHT OUT !?
& A RIGHT GOOD SEEING TOO...

I GET MY ..DAILY HUG !?
FROM MY ..DAILY MALE
OR.. IF HE,S UP FOR SOME FUN !?
I,LL READ...

PLEASED TA..MAKE YA AQUAINTANCE
MABEL..IS ME NAME!?
I USED TO BE A STUNNER!?
EARNED...

Candy is my favorite choice,

In my head I hear the voice,

The voice of the smooth sweet...

Naughty Natalie
nurtured nasty notions
notorious in nursery
nipping and nibbling...

I swatted a fly
Oh my, Oh my

I knocked out a bee
Oh dearie me

I squashed a...

Busy little worker bees,
Live in hives,
On my backyard trees.

I have seen them work...

1.2.3. CUM PLAY WITH ME ..PURR"ED BARBIE!?
4.5.6. REMOVE MY KNIX !?
7.8.9. PLAY WITH ME...

Humpty dumpty, without care
Was eating a lovely juicy pear.

He licked his lips and rubbed...

Recognition

Crank my ignition

I'm the one always on exhibition

You must...

NEVER MIND THEIR SIZE OR PASSION!?
GIVE IT TO EM ..DOGGIE FASHION!?
BEND EM OVER..SPREAD...

Woody paddle poopy bum

Shout shout loud and banged his drum

Stump stump stump at morning...

I’m giving birth

and he calls me sexy

I’m going to kill him slowly

I might use an...

I need a man, not a toy

Sick of this same old playboy!

God's gift or so he said...

I,VE BEEN TOTALLY SMITTEN!?
BY..THE LOVE BUG !
I,VE BEEN BITTEN !?
IT,S GIVEN ME A...