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TOY BOY

TOY BOY

I need a man, not a toy

Sick of this same old playboy!

God's gift or so he said

Different story in the bed!

His mind would wander when we'd talk

Bout time I sent him for a walk!

Boys come, boys go

I need a man who's not all show!

Know's just how to treat me right

When to sit back, when to bite!

When to listen, when to ask

I want to see under his mask!

Does a man like this exist?

If he does...Hes on my list!

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BLOSSOM

Like this Carey, sassy, say it how it is!!  Great write.  Vote from me :)

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Valerie Beasley...

Carey!  You rock girlfriend!  Love this write…boys can't handle what you need cause you have to teach them first and if they're a little slow in the learning or just too selfish to care then you are wasting your time.  Excellent write!  You have my vote!

val

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Carey Milton

Thanks for your comments Val and Rachel! Love reading all your work too cheers girls :)

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Tracy Timothy

ON MINE TOO HON X NICE PIECE ! SAD BUT TRUE LOL

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Carey Milton

Thanks again for your feedback... right back at both of you gals!

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