Comedy

Hermit by nature

Herman by name

This crab in the sea was alone and afraid...

A new...

HAS ANY-ONE SEEN MY MUM !?
SHE,S A LARGE CAMMELLION
& GOES BY THE NAME OF DEIRDRE!?...

Walking 'round our yard, I just wanted to see
if any little friends wanted company..
I saw...

I,VE GONE & EATEN A BLOW FISH!
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
A VERY TASTY DISH !?
WHAT..A...

I,M QUEEN OF THE BEE,S !?
I,M A THOROUGH PEDIGREE!
I,M DRESSED IN MY FINERY !?
MY...

HOW MANY MORE
OLD RELATIVE,S
MUST KISS ME !?
HOW MANY MORE
WHISKAS MUST
...

I wish I were a Big Balloon

I'd float up to the Sky

To pass the Tree Tops on the way,...

The sun breaks through the dusty clouds,

Pushing dawn aside,

It is the beginning,

...

A priest was driving alone one night
And saw a nun on the side of the road
He stopped and...

Open my eyes and say to myself
How am I feeling today
Most morning, myself says, “are you...

41,42,43

still do but slowly

44,45,46

know all the tricks

47,48,49

...

When I was a young lad in the prime of life
Never thought I'd still be around
When my driver'...

Tiny Tim was a frightened hedge hog at the zoo

He was trying to hide in a grassy patch so the lawn...

I WAS..JUST REMEMBERING !?
WHICH..STARTED ME THROBBING!?
REMEMBERING THE ATTENTION !?
...

Monsters and Girlies

The Ripper Snag and buggle Snork went into the woods
To try and...

HELLO THERE..LOOK AT ME !?
I,M HALF BABY
& HALF CHIMPANZE!?
I,M SO VERY HAPPY!?...

I,M HETTY ! ..THE HEN
THE COOLEST FUNKY CHICKEN !?
THAT..MR COOL CHICK!?
WILL THINK...