Comedy

I,VE BROUGHT MY SPANNER WITH ME!?
AFTER LAST TIME
ON THE BEACH !?
SHOULD.BE PERFECT...

I DIS-SPARE FOR YOU HARRY !?
YOUR BLIND..AS A BAT !?
HAVE YOU SEEN? ! WHAT
YOU,VE DONE...

In the Garden of Eden
So the story goes
Lived Adam and Eve
Without any clothes!...

(My Version of Einstein's Theory)

Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity
In case you haven't heard...

ENDLESS WORDS FROM
MY CRAZY IMAGINATION
I AM QUICKLY RUNNING
OUT OF STATIONARY
...

I,VE HAD A PIGG"N NUFF OF YOU ALL !?
I AM YOUR PIGG"N CORPORAL !?
IF..YOU DONT PIGG"N .DO AS...

I’m just plain short,

That’s all it is,

No need to point it out,

I already noticed...

FUCK A DUCK !?
IT,S MONDAY AGAIN !?
I CAN NEVER WAIT
FOR THE WEEK-END TO END !?...

" WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING !?"
OVER THERE ON THE COUCH !?
THEY,VE GOT NO CLOTHES ON!?...

" CAN SOME-ONE PLEASE HELP ME !"
" I DONT KNOW..HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN STAY
IN THIS MOST...

Okay I saw your spitting image today!
Tried to give her a real big hug
She was your absolute...

" DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP
LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"?

" WELL YOUR LOOKING
AT ME LIKE THAT...

I MUST BE..THE STRANGEST TIC -TAC !?
YOU..EVER DID SEE !?
LOOK.WHAT,S GONE & HAPPENED TO...

IT,S PEDICURE DAY..TO-DAY !?
I CANT DO IT MYSELF !?
MY CLAWS GET IN THE WAY !?
M"ZZ...

I,M A " ROOT N TOOT" N RED -NECK!?
SELLING ME FUEL !?
THIS HERE,S ..ME BITCH !?
BULSHY...

Feeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word
Too many fries, too many burgs

When will I learn...

PSSST..OVER HERE!
PEOPLE THINK!
I,M JUST A TEAR!?
I JUST SHUT MY GOB
&...