Comedy

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sparkling gravestone

~~It can shimmer, it can shine,
It can laugh and it can sing.
It can be so very happy,...

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EYE"S...WIDE-SHUT !?X

EYE"S...WIDE-SHUT !?X

SMART WOMEN READ!
BE-TWEEN THE LINE,S
UNLIKE.. THE MEN!
WHO..MIS-READ OR
IGNORE...

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MAGIC HILL X (18)

MAGIC HILL X   (18)

I,VE BEEN SENT TO..MAGIC HILL!
TO SEARCH FOR A .MAGIC PILL!
I,VE BEEN TOLD.TA WEAR
...

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LOVE " N WAR !?X

LOVE " N WAR !?X

ALL THIS.. FOR A FUCK" N CRUMB!
PLATES ARE SMASHING ON MY BUM !
DESPERATE TIMES
CALL...

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A Colorful Lie

Somewhere over the rainbow,

There's suppose to be a lot of cash.

I've looked high and I've...

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RED..RAW !?X

RED..RAW !?X

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD!
WAS SO TIRED .OF BEING GOOD !
SO..SHE THOUGHT SHE.D SKIP
GOING...

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FRENCH FANCY !?X

FRENCH FANCY !?X

" BON JOUR !" MONSIUER!?
MY NAME IS YVETTE!?
I,M WAITING FOR
MY " TATE TA TATE!"...

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CHERRILLICIOUS !?X

CHERRILLICIOUS !?X

TWO LITTLE CHERRY,S !
HANGING .FROM A TREE!
ONE LICKED HIS
LIP.S AT THE OTHER
...

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MAD-COW..LAND !?X

MAD-COW..LAND !?X

"OH..HOW I LOVE TO DANCE!"
ROUND & ROUND. I LOVE TO PRANCE !?
I TUCK MY UDDER,S !?...

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THUMP"N...TUNE,S !?X

THUMP"N...TUNE,S !?X

THUMPER ! TUNE OUT FOR ME !?
LET ME..HEAR YOUR MELODY !?
BEAUTIFUL NOTE,S THAT
DANCE...

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RUSTY,S..1 ST DAY !?X

RUSTY,S..1 ST DAY !?X

" DO I LOOK OK ?!"
I,M STARTING MY
NEW JOB TO-DAY !?
I,M VERY NERVOUS !?
I...

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ANOTHER..WRONG POTION !?X

ANOTHER..WRONG POTION !?X

PRINCE CHARMING
GOT.THE WRONG POTION!?
& IT CAUSED
QUITE A COMMOTION !?
...

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DAVE..THE DUCK !?X

DAVE..THE DUCK !?X

I CAN,T BELEIVE ME LUCK!?
I,VE FOUND TRUE-LOVE
WITH MY DUCK !?
WE HAVE..SUCH A LAUGH...

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TONGUE..TIED !?X

TONGUE..TIED !?X

I PUT MY TONGUE OUT
FOR A DRINK !?
& BOY WAS I SHOCKED !?
THIS FLY CAME FROM...

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SSSHAUN ..THE SSSNAKE!?X

SSSHAUN ..THE SSSNAKE!?X

MY NAME ISSS ..SSSHAUN !?
I,M A SSSLIPPERY SSSNAKE!?
ALWAYSSS...SSSLITHERING !?
&...

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Squiggle

Squiggle

There was a boy who wouldn't touch a worm
the very thought of it makes him squirm

the sight...

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COMMUNICATION..PEST,S !?X

COMMUNICATION..PEST,S !?X

NONE OF MY BROOD !?
WILL.LEAVE ME ALONE !?
IT,S PLAYING HAVOC !?
WITH.ALL THE...