Comedy

I,M OFF TO BREAK DANCING CLASS!
I LOVE TO SPIN ON MY ARSE!
I,VE BEEN DOING THIS
SINCE...

I KNOW MY FATHER,S A JUDGE!
BUT..THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH!
I DIDN,T THINK
HIS WIG WAS REAL...

I ll go to the gym

Sweat and be thin

Give up chocolate, yep, I promise, I will

No...

I KNOW I,M ONLY A PUP!
BUT.. I FOUND THIS BEER OPEN
& I THOUGHT I,D HAVE A SUP!?
...

BAD GIRL.S DO...
& THEY DONT REGRET IT !?
BAD GIRL.S DO....
& YA WONT FORGET...

One morning
When I was doing jogging
An SMS beeped in my cell-phone
SMS read that the...

My shagging days are over

My pilot lights gone out

What used to fire like a hosepipe...

WE,RE THE HAPPIEST JELLY BABIES!
THAT,YOU WILL EVER FIND!
WE,RE GREY UNTIL
WE ARE BORN...

I,M TRYING TO START A NEW TREND!
GOD ONLY KNOWS.. WHERE IT WILL END !?
I,M DRIVING MUM &...

ALL GOOD THING.S AREN,T
MADE OF GLITTER !?
AS MANY..HAVE FOUND
OUT.FROM BEING...

All over it like a wrapper on gum...

All over it like a nappy on a bum....

All over it...

Darling I'm so pushing but it won't go in

I'm breaking out in a sweat baby i just can't win...

EYE,S DOWN..LOOK IN !
REMEMBER..WHAT!
IT IS..YOU,VE READ!
IT,S WHAT CALLED..LEARNING...

ALL..THAT KNOWLEDGE UNDER YOUR HAT !
ALL...THOSE WORDS THAT ARE IN YOUR HEAD!?
ALL..GOT .LOST...

" YA .SHOULDN,T HAVE EATEN
SO, MANY SWEETS !"
ONE TOOTH .SAID TO THE OTHER!
" THIS ISN...

"HEY.. BIG BOY !
YOUR SOON BACK !"
" WHAT IS IT YOUR
AFTER TODAY !?
"YA COCK...

I WONDER IF?.............
JIM. CAN SEE ME FROM HERE?
I,M TRYING TO MAKE
MYSELF..VERY...