Comedy

"HOW MANY MORE PRESS UP,S!?
HAVE I GOT TO DO !"?
" TO PROVE THAT I,M
MAN ENOUGH ..FOR...

I KNEW MY OPPORTUNITY WOULD COME
SO TAKE ONE UP THE BUM!
3 SPEARS YOU,VE STABBED
IN MY...

The colour of money

can cause envy

or jealousy

some lose it naively

The...

Oops I popped my cherry

I’m now a blushing cerise colour

the time I had so merry

...

Willy Wanka's condom factory
Was the biggest one around
They made every shape and flavour...

I was a stone, in the hand of a boy.
The boy threw the stone, where he thought it should go....

Feeling I struggle to confess

Nature so natural I want to poses

poetic potential packaged...

Sometimes I wish I was Fish
To swim and swim, and swish and swish

Sometimes I wish I was a...

WISHES
Sometimes I wish I was Fish
To swim and swim, and swish and swish

Sometimes I...

I know I’m as fast as lighting

My mother told me so

I know I am the wind in the afternoon...

I swear my little sisters’ dog is an alien

Wait; did the china just talk (

I feel like that...

I GAVE BIRTH TO MY DAUGHTER
26 YEARS AGO TODAY!
8.40 AM SHE ARRIVED IN THIS WORLD!
...

There are more reasons
Than I could list
And I gain more everyday
Mostly for the...

My new years resolution is to be a better guy
My new years resolution is to learn how to fly
...

" I KNOW I CANT SEE YOU
BECAUSE.OF MY HAIR !"
" BUT PLEASE EXCEPT THIS
FLOWER CLAIRE...

I MUST HAVE BEEN THE
GEEKIEST KID THAT
YOU.DID EVER SEE!?
MY HAIR HAD A MIND
OF...

in the dead of the night, a dead man passed by.Dressed in a long cape and with long fangs in his teeth worn...