Comedy

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A Little Soap & Water

Stink like a bear stuck on a tree trunk
Baby you smell like a nasty payment
Wishing you had...

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A

A Person Told Me That A Drink Was On A Kitchen Table,
A Relative Gave me time a two to check a table...

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FREAKY PHENOMENON !?X

FREAKY PHENOMENON !?X

THE MYSTERY IS .BEHIND THE MASK !
THAT SIT,S UP-ON MY CUTE ARSE!
BEHIND THE MASK MY DESTINY...

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THE ULTIMATE...PURR-FECT...

THE ULTIMATE...PURR-FECT PUSSY !?X

THE ULTIMATE PUSSY DELIGHT
COULD GIVE YOUR PUSSY
SUCH A FRIGHT!?
PRESENTED TO YOU...

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PRINCESS & THE FROG,S !?x

PRINCESS & THE FROG,S !?x

HOW MANY MORE FROG,S
MUST. A PRINCESS KISS !?
THEY MAY BE ALL
VERY WELL DRESSED!...

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Nightmare

This nightmare is creating these creatures that fright
Im running away trying to chase the light...

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SEXY VALENTINE...

SEXY VALENTINE...

I know I'm being cheeky

You've always been good to me

I have a request

For a night...

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OUT OF JUICE !?X

OUT OF JUICE !?X

I,M FUCK N WORN OUT !
FROM LEAVING A TRAIL!
I,VE RUN OUT OF JUICE!
& I,M A...

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TELL-TALE TONGUE,S !?X

TELL-TALE TONGUE,S !?X

IF. YOUR TONGUE COULD TALK !
I WONDER HOW MANY KNOTCHES!
ON YA BED POST THAT
HAVE BEEN...

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BLINKING GORGEOUS !?X

BLINKING GORGEOUS !?X

MY MUM TELL.S ME
I,VE GOT A FACE
THAT ONLY
A MOTHER COULD LOVE !?
SHE TELL.S ME...

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confessions off a woman...

The windows gleam the item shine
The manaqines Look pretty
I must stop thinking about...

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The Bee

The Bee

I'M SETTING YOU FREE
I SAID TO THE BEE
AS I OPENED MY WINDOW WIDE

YOU HAVE ACRES OF...

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small talk

small talk

she’s walking to class

holding books and a shiny calculator

her polite...

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LITTLE SO & SO"S !?X

LITTLE SO & SO"S !?X

IF..BABIES WERE BORN
AS SMALL.AS THIS!?
GIVING BIRTH WOULD
BE A PIECE OF PISS !?...

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And they said romance was...

She said happy valentine’s day. He said yeah.

She said did you like my card. He said what oh yeah...

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Null

Null

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WILLY WANKA & THE...

WILLY WANKA & THE CONDOM FACTORY part 2

The day of the tour quickly arrived
They gathered at the factory gates
Their Invitations said...