Comedy

Chook the Dirty Cook

He's a mean old man inside,

Im surprised that you can see him...

Many thanks for your best wishes You know I appreciate I'll be home a little early You've ensured I won't...

OOP,S I,M SO SORRY MUMMY!
I JUST COULDNT WAIT
& BEFORE I KNEW IT
IT WAS.WAY TOO...

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
WITH A REAL HOT-DOG
I WILL HAVE TA DIP
IT IN THE SNOW
OR.....

I look in the mirror and what do I see,

I see the monster,

And the monster sees me,...

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
I LOVE TA
PLAY WITH MY KNOB!
IF..I PULL IT AS
FAST AS THIS...

I'm the whisper on the back of your neck,

I'm the bad memory you want to keep in check,

I...

My momma used to always say, "Screw your principles!"
To which I'd always say, "I will, if'n they'll...

Ho Ho She Knows Santa Coming With Her Gifts,
The Christmas Package Wrapped Ho Ho merry Christmas,...

Have you ever been in that spot where your head bust from a headache,
everybody picking you to judge...

Dig a hole 18 inches deep looking for dino bones,
t-rex chasing me in the past 800 B.c. looking for...

THIS IS THE LIFE FOR ME!
AINT GOT A CARE OR WORRY!
MY GIRL IS GROOMING ME
LOOKING FOR...

One minute you nice,

the next you not,

one minute you kissing me,

next you try to...

Bunny shakes his head
like he's whiping hair back and forth
puts his right foot in
...

Nine pm I'm off my medicine again man what trap I'm In,
tables turning and life keep's on spinning...

I walk to the store and the women look me down because I'm Baggy,
when I walk out the store pants be...

Emotional Is the Description to her Conclusion on her Controversy,
Heartbroken Because she Abandon...