Comedy

" DO YOU GET A KICK-OUT
OF HURTING ME !?"
" I,VE GOT ALL DOLLED-UP
IN MY SEXY NEGLIGEE...

HOLY SHIT POOH!
WHAT WAS IN
THAT HUNNY !?!?
I JUST LOVE
EVERY-ONE &
...

" WHAT BLOODY USE
IS THIS.. TOO ME!?"
THO. IT MIGHT MAKE
A GOOD SUPPOSITORY!?
...

W.O.W.- Z.E.R.!? FIONA!
WHERE DID YA LEARN
THEM TRICKS ON ME BONER !?
I,VE NEVER FELT...

Everybody in the party like Tuby Fuby,
She got my wallet like Hubby Hubby,
Playing In the mud...

AUDREY..THE STRAWBERRY
& CLAIRE.. THE PEAR!
GOT THE SHOCK OF
THEIR LIVES
...

When I'm strung out with sexual frustration
I partake in some furious masturbation
The missus...

I,M A BABY PINK PIGLET
MADE FOR THE SEA!
I,M THE CUTEST BREED!?
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE...

I never thought I'd see the day,
When I would hear myself say...
(That in a funny kind of way...

ALL DRESSED UP
& NO-WHERE TO GO!?
GOT ME BEST DRESS ON
BUT.. GOT NO ARMS THO!...

SMOKING IS NOT BAD FOR YOU!?
IT,S A COCK N BULL STORY!
I,M NOT ASHAMED OF IT
IN FACT...

Oops I popped my cherry

I’m now a blushing cerise colour

the time I had so merry

...

" COME ON BARBIE!
TELL US.NO LIES!"
"YOU HAVE EATEN
ALL THE PIE,S !"
NOW YOU,VE...

HOUSE-WORK & CHORES ARE NEVER ENDING !
NO SOONER.. HAVE YA DONE IT!
IT NEED,S BLOODY...

I BUMPED INTO KAT VON D
WHILE I WAS ON MY HOLIDAY!
IN LA ..SHE PERSUADED ME
TO HAVE A...

Ladies and gentlemen my feathers have been ruffled.
My fancy has been tickled.
My proof has...

Oh perfect pumpkin

round like a ball

His frightening face

may scare you all...