Comedy

WE ARE THE UGLIEST TRIPLETS
THAT YOU EVER DID SEE !
WE WERE HIT WITH
THE UGLY STICK...

I BECOME MY STORIES VOICE
I SPEAK MY WORDS
& IT,S PICTURE,S ..OF CHOICE!
EVERY...

MY NEW CONTRAPTION
WORKS A TREAT!
I,VE CAPTURED THIS
JUICEY STAR-FISH
NOWI,M...

I'm a hot rodding blues man
Who's hard working and just as lazy
Loyal as a hound dog with out...

Its our date night tonight
So i've prepared the wife a treat
She moans about my hairy balls...

IT,S A GOOD JOB
I LIVE ON THE MOON !
BECAUSE I AM
AN UGLY FUCKER
& A BIT OF...

" OOH SELECTIVE HEARING !"
"​HOW IGNORANT !"
"WHEN I WANT TO
HAVE A GOOD OLE RANT!?"...

Damn I feel so wonderful
Hunky fucking dory
Last weekend was a damp squib
Same old...

" WHAT DO YA MEAN!"
PETER PALMER....
" TALK TO THE HAND?!"
" I COULD PUNCH YOUR...

WHERE THE FUCK DID
THIS ZIT COME FROM !?
IT WERENT THERE WHEN
I PUT MY MAKE-UP ON !...

AT LAST..I,VE FOUND A FORMULA
FOR ETERNAL YOUTH
IT,S TOOK ME 60 YEARS!
IT,S GONNA GO...

He's different, a good kind of different; like a golden diamond in a crowd of fools gold.

The way...

IT,S CUTE SOME HOW
HOW..STUPID YOU ARE !?
YOU ACT AS IF
YOUR 5 YEARS OLD!
BUT.....

LOOK DOWN THERE. BUT BE AWARE
THAT I,M ONLY YOUNG YET!
& HAVE YET TO GROW HAIR!?
...

Why must love have a designated day? A day of flower bouquets , stuffed bears and endless chocolate. There'...

" KISS MY ARSE BABY !"
THAT CANT GET ANY HIGHER!
THATS THE LAST TIME
YOU WILL KISS IT...

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