Comedy

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COSMANIAN (mini).........

COSMANIAN (mini)...... WORLD TOUR..

Im dreaming about an amazing trip
A Cosmanian world tour
So many interesting characters...

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Love Factor Fitty

You know I love my baby!
Oh, let me count the ways....
'bout Fitty, 'bout Fitty
...

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PIGGIN ..OUT !?X

PIGGIN ..OUT !?X

"I,VE MADE A BIT OF PIG OF MYSELF !
WITH CIDER MADE FROM APPLES FROM MY ORCHARD!
DONT TELL...

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PLEASURE AIR-WAYS !?X

PLEASURE  AIR-WAYS !?X

WOULD YOU CARE TOO
TAKE A SEAT !
LIFT UP THE CUSHION !
& GIVE ME YOUR MEAT!...

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STEPFORD... WIFE!?X

STEPFORD... WIFE!?X

I,M A STEPFORD WIFE!
I SMILE ALL OF THE TIME!
I WISH I COULD TAKE A BREAK!?
COS.MY...

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DOGGIN !?X

DOGGIN !?X

YOUR COCK FITS INSIDE ME
AS IF ITS MADE TO MEASURE
IT FITS JUST LIKE A GLOVE
&...

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Insomnia

In myth we’re told the lunar rump
Never sees the light of sun,
The naked truth in consequence...

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PUTRID...POP-EYE !?X

PUTRID...POP-EYE !?X

I,M NOT A HAPPY POP-EYE!
OLIVE OIL.HAS SAID BYE-BYE!
SHE GOT ALL SHIRTY
WHICH IS WHY....

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COMA-TOSSED...CUPID !?X

COMA-TOSSED...CUPID !?X

I KNEW MY CUPID
WOULD BE A FAT - FUCKER !?
BY A MILE HE MISSED
COS..HE WAS SO PISSED...

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IN MY ..DREAMS !?X

IN MY ..DREAMS !?X

IN MY DREAMS
I,M SUSPENDED IN PARADISE!
WITH MY LOVER RIGHT
BY MY SIDE!
WE LAY...

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UNDER-SEA...MACCY-D,S !?X

UNDER-SEA...MACCY-D,S !?X

THEY PUT MC-DONALDS IN THE OCEAN !
& POUNDS ON MY FIN !
& I,VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT...

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UNREQUAINTED FEELING !?X

UNREQUAINTED FEELING !?X

I,VE FELT LOVE FOR YOU!
I,VE FELT SORROW!
BUT.YOU NEVER FELT
LOVE FOR ME YESTERDAY...

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BOV VERED !?X

BOV VERED !?X

"UP YOUR,S
SWIVEL ON MY PAWS
YOU ALL HAVE HER
SHE,S ALL YOURS
I,M TO COMFY...

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WELL LICKED !?X

WELL LICKED !?X

THAT BLUE EYED CAT
HAS GOT ME
WELL & TRULY LICKED!
SHE HAS THE MOST
...

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NOT NOW FLY...BYE !?X

NOT NOW FLY...BYE !?X

I DARENT TAKE MY EYE,S
OFF OF THIS FLY
TO LOOK AT THIS STUNNING
PUSSY..I JUST SPIED...

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BIT OF RUFF !?X

BIT OF RUFF !?X

THIS BLUE EYED PUSSY
HAS ME IN A TRANCE
I WONDER IF I,M HER TYPE
I MAY ASK HER FOR A...

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PURR-FECT !?X

PURR-FECT !?X

LOOK DEEP INSIDE . WHATS BEHIND
THE BLUE EYES. OF MY PUSSY
& WHAT THEY ARE TELLING YOU...