Comedy

THE THAMES HAS BURST IT,S BANKS!
WHILST THE QUEEN
WAS IN RESIDANCE!
HEADS WILL ROLL...

"& YOUR GONNA HEAR ME ROAR!
YEAH..YEAH GIVE ME SOME MORE
MAKE THIS SWEET PUSSY
...

THE BIG BAD WOLF
TRIED TO EAT GRANMA !
SO..I WACKED HIM
WIITH THIS BAT
&...

'You've been replaced by Google!'

I was informed last week

By third, and youngest, Dougal...

HEY GUYS.. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT !?
THANK GOD..WE,VE REACHED THE END !
COS YOU LOT...

I,VE BEEN TRICKED BY A RABBIT !
WHILST PLAYING STRIP POKER !
HE,D MADE A DEAL WITH THE PACK...

'You've been replaced by Google!'

I was informed last week

By third, and youngest, Dougal...

Even though I'm just 'a man'
Lacking in comprehension
I sympathise when the wife's suffering...

DROP THE BLUE TOWEL
& RELEASE THE BEAST!
THERE,S MORE THAN ENOUGH
MEAT .THERE FOR...

I,VE SEEN SOME SHIT DOROTHY. LET ME TELL YOU !?
WE BOTH HAVE I KNOW ,BUT YOU WONT
BELEIVE...

WHY DID I THINK IT WAS MORE THAN IT WAS!?
WHAT CAN I SAY..BUT IM SOZ
TRIED IT & LOVED IT...

O.M.G I FEEL ALL SQUEW WIFF!?
AFTER PLUTO BROUGHT ME
THIS WELL LOADED SPLIFF!
HE TOLD...

Little girl that knew how to draw,
Painting pictures and drawings that nobody saw.
So Late at...

Bright colors to be discovered...
Only transparent it can be...
What is this that has been...

Life is good work is great
Everything 's going according to fate
I love my job and that"s no...

I BET YOU,VE NEVER
SEEN A FOOT LIKE THIS !
IT REALLY IS FREAK N"
TAKING THE PISS!!!?...

ARENT WE A HANDSOME FAMILY ?!
WE,VE ALL GOT THE SAME TRAIT!
CATERPILLAR MOUSTACHES!!
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