Comedy

I WISH.. I HAD A FRIEND EXACTLY LIKE ME!
KIND,CARING,FUN & FULL OF COURTESY!!
EVERY ONE...

" HI MY NAME IS NORM
I KNOW I,M A BIT OF A GORM!
I MAY BE A BIT OF A GEEK!
BUT..IT,S...

Tiptoe to the tick tock,
Piddle paddle pop pop,
Nibble nibble knock knock,
Willy...

Bubbles in the air,
Bubbles in my belly,
Sometimes hot, sometimes loud,
Always kinda...

The little mermaid
should have been spayed
her offspring doesn’t make the grade
how’d...

Alice in Wonderland
her trip wasn’t planned
when she ate things
they grew big
...

Tinker Bell was a fairy
who liked to get a little merry
loved drinking Peter Pan
of...

I LOVE MEAL-TIME,S GETTING COVERED IN GOO!
I HAVE A WAIL OF A TIME ! I REALLY REALLY DO !
...

Been a Barber for twenty eight years
Sick of the sight of my scissors and shears
I'm still...

I,M ONLY AS BIG AS THIS DAFFODIL!
BECAUSE. I,M A MICRO PIG!
THEY GAVE ME A MAGIC PILL!...

Out popped a boob
hubby’s face should be on youtube
didn’t know where to put himself
I...

My love, I love the you touch me it gives me tingles down my spine and makes my knees weak and it's also...

JAMES BOND HAS BEEN GOING FOR 50 YEARS!
THERE,S BEEN A LOT OF BLOOD SWEAT & TEAR,S!
...

Cinderella sat on Pinocchio’s nose
felt disappointment down to her toes
Pinocchio sang “tell...

MY DOG..HE JUST WONT LET ME BE!
TRYING..TO CHILLAX IN THE GARDEN!
THE BALL KEEPS L;ANDING IN...

The motion picture I would see,

Would change my life entirely.

The pictures messing with my...

IT,S INTERNATIONAL WOMEN,S DAY TODAY !
ATTENTION TO US.YOU MUST PAY !
YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING...