Comedy

5 PUSSY,S IN THE HOUSE
SEARCHING OUT..THAT LITTLE MOUSE!
WHERE.THE FUCK CAN HE BE?
COS...

I CANT GET ANY MORE THAN 4 IN!
BECAUSE I,VE ONLY GOT 2 PAWS
& I CANT FIT ANY MORE IN...

I LIKE A BIG BOY..HIS NAME IS ROAR!
& HE LIKES A TIGHT PUSSY!
& I,M PUSSY GALORE.....

Lazy but crazy Daisy
vision a little hazy
got dizzy
and in a tizzy
when busy

BON-JOUR" MY NAME IS JEAN-PAUL!
I,M SO SOPHISTICATED & OH SO TALL !
I,M SO FRENCH,WELL...

If life was a game you'd have all the cheats
but I know the best combos and I'll still have you beat...

People like you

It's people like you
people so loud and rude
so self absorbed...

Closed minds don’t equal
closed mouths unfortunately
don’t forget to breathe

GOD..I REALLY FEEL
THE NEED ...FOR
YOU..TO LICK
OFF MY LOVE BEADS!
LICK THEM...

Ode to Ice Cream

O ice cream,

locked up in your frozen jail cell.

Waiting,

...

THIS IS..THE PUSSY MAN!
HE LOVES AS MUCH
PUSSY.AS..... HE CAN !
HE LOVES IT ON HIS LIP...

I,M MICKEY SCISSOR HANDS!
& I,VE MADE SOME MAJOR PLANS!
I,M GONNA GIVE YOUR OVER
...

" WHAT WILL IT BE BOY,S !"
OR..YA JUST HERE TA
LOOK AT THESE..BAD BOY,S!?
WOULD YA...

WE ARE ALL FEELING THE LOVE ON COSMO!
DOES THAT MAKE US..A BUNCH OF WEIRDO.S??
WE ALL WANT TO...

Meanwhile, in the middle of the Indian Ocean ...

To say I wasn't nervous I would be a lying,

didn't know what I was doing,

I was really...

SLURP..HIC,,BURP ..OOP,S!
I THINK I,VE HAD.......
WAY TOO MANY SCOOP.S!
CHOP...CHOP...