Comedy

I,M A HEART ON MY SLEEVE KIND OF GIRL!
I THINK YOU MUST WEAR VEST,S!?
IS THERE ANY EMOTION...

Friends are like knickers
good one’s don’t snap with pressure
they cover your arse

I LOVE AN APRIL FOOL!
MAKING SOMEONE
LOOK A COMPLETE TOOL!
PLAYING ON THEM A SILLY...

There's a game that I play back home with the lads,
You need a console, a TV and two Xbox pads...

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10
TIME UP..I,M COMING NOW!
READY OR NOT..HOLY COW!
11.12.13.14.15....

Now I sit my silly bits upon a tufted nobbin'
And please know this, my dogs really are a'throbbin!...

YOU NEVER KNOW SOME-ONE !
UNLESS YOU MEET THEM FACE TO FACE!
& YOU HAVE FALLEN..FAR FROM...

Am I a people?
No you are a chicken.
Are chickens born?
No chickens are laid.
...

If you were a program I’d download

over your face I’d explode

be forever shooting my load...

LUCKY YOU.. YOU,VE WON FIRST PRIZE!
IT,S REALLY ALL YOURS, I,LL TELL YOU NO LIE,S!
IT,S JUST...

O,M,G, CAN YOU KNOCK FIRST!
W.T.F. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BURST!
SHOOT N .FROM THE HIP!
...

WHAT A BLOODY CLEVER BITCH!
HANDY IF..YOU,VE GOT AN ITCH?
WHAT A VERY CLEVER TRICK!
IF...

When I was a little girl

I was scared of the dark

Dreams were filled with Disney villains...

THIS PICTURE. WELL PORTRAY,S ME!
OFF THE HOOK. & WELL WHACKY!
ALWAY,S ACTING LIKE A FOOL...

MEET..THE PIMPSON,S!
THE FATHER..IS CALLED BONER!
& HIS LOVELY WIFE ..VADGE
&...

It's my love in the stripper club.

All drunken men,

all drinking grub.

Everyone...

100 % SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!
ALL THE BEST THING,S IN LIFE
ARE FREE FROM ME INDEED.......