Comedy

THE GUY,S SET OFF FOR THE BEACH
IN THE .DREAM MACHINE!
VELMA WAS ESPECIALY EXCITED
...

ONE MINUTE,, I,M LAUGHING ME ARSE OFF!
BUT I,M CERTAINLY..NOT LAUGHING NOW!
ALL I DID WAS A...

FRIEND,S ..WITH BENEFIT,S!!
IS JUST AS IT SOUNDS!
IT,S JUST YA BEST FRIEND
BUT HE ALSO...

Tongue Twist This!

Some words are hit and miss...

Twenty two tigers tasting tiny teddies...

I have a problem

I’m addicted to brake fluid

but think I can stop

11:00 AM feeling shaky

bruise on my leg and head feeling achey

Looking around

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THE LESS YOU GIVE A FUCK!
THE HAPPIER YOU WILL BE!
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN
MY LIFES....!...

You’re not perfect, I must admit,

And I know that you don’t care,

Sometimes I have the urge...

Women question why I'm colder than the Philly Hawk

Only sticking around when her sweet nectar is...

Were you born in a barn?
Come in and sit down
Close the door behind you
No upside...

ICE.BANK,MICE.ELF!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!
THESE 4 WORDS PUT TOGETHER!
WOULD BE NO...

"Have you every been sitting in class,

Then you realize by surprise you have to pass gas?...

Me, Dan and Pricey went out on the piss,
It was a standard night but then listen to this,
We...

Me, Dan and Pricey went out on the piss,
It was a big star standard night but then listen to this,...

I AINT GOT MUCH GOING FOR ME !
ONLY MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
I JUST LOVE TO SWISH N SWAY!
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"I do not want to go to the dentist," Said little Mr. Gee.

"They stick things in my mouth that hurt...

I’m so damn tired I’m losing sleep

Throw that drummer off somewhere steep;

But his rhythm...