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CATCH MY PHRASE

CATCH MY PHRASE

Were you born in a barn?
Come in and sit down
Close the door behind you
No upside down frown...

I'm drunk as a skunk
You silly goose!
Let your hair down
And let's get really loose!

Let's monkey around
But don't you dare...
Leave me hanging...
Then get outta my hair...

I can drink like a fish
But when push comes to shove
I highly doubt
I fell from above

I'm just like a bull in a china shop
Clumsy as an ox
But hot to trot!

So if the cap fits
I would certainly wear it
Look before I leap?
No doubt about it!

So what's the time now Mr Wolf?
A freckle past a hair?
Catch ya later..take care!

 

 

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Carey Milton

Good and amusing, Thanks for sharing

Regards

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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piusha singh

Really funny write,and i agree with Cherie that me to a bull in the china shop.Lol Great write..

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Carey Milton

Haha thanks to you both...

I wasn't sure If some of the sayings I used were "worldwide"...

Glad ya like x:)

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