Comedy

He promised me ecstasy
I got sausage and chips
He promised me kisses twee
too short on...

I want to be loved for myself

not because I have a nice shelf

My eyes are higher

...

Pinocchio
thought Snowwhite was a ho
he wouldn’t let her on his nose
said not enough...

Minnie and Mickey Mouse
are now each other’s spouse
they’ve done it in every room of the...

Chicken Little’s
been known to dribble
when cock swallowing
must have thought the sky...

MUMMY.. I SAID " BOOOB NOW !!"
YOU SILLY OLE BLOODY COW!
GET YOUR UDDERS OUT!
OR ELSE...

Grandchildren staying overnight
Suddenly I wake with a fright
What’s that beeping sound I can...

Grumpy sat on Doc
accidentally hit his cock
Snow White took flight
as Dopey giggled...

Male Contraceptive Pill
my heart stands still
give up control
of such an important...

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???
I KNOW THAT YOU TALK SHIT
OUT OF YOUR ARSE!!
SO. I THOUGHT I,D...

DO YOU WANT TO LOOSE ME TWICE?
SO THIS TIME. YOU,D BETTER BE NICE!
NO MORE GAMES LIKE BEFORE...

I was sitting in my room and heard this sound.

I could not make it but damn it was loud....

LOL.. " WHY ARE U MAD THO!?"
MEN AINT GOT A CLUE!
WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW??
RARELY DO...

Hello, hello
Is there anybody there?
I've messaged 'you' without reply
It's as if you...

IT,S REAL MONKEY BUSINESS!
PICKING OUT EACH OTHER,S NIT,S!
BUT THEY CAN GET IN THE BEST...

Sir William Walter Rosy,

Was an Ireland magistrate cozy.

He was kind enough much free...

I'm becoming a hypochondriac

that thought brings on a panic attack

one sleepless night, I'm...