Comedy

WERE A COUPLE OF CLOWN,S !
NOTHING USUALLY GETS US DOWN!
BUT TODAY. I NEED TO BE STRONG!...

EVERYONE HAS A FUCK FACE!
EVEN THE BIG CATS!
EVERYONES HAPPY
WHEN THEY,VE GOT TWAT!...

(Sung to tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")




Jethro, listen to a story...

CO-WRITTEN BY JASON LEE AND RACHEL GARDINER. NO PRIZES FOR GUESSING WHO WROTE WHICH BIT !!

FIRST...

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD CUT MY HAIR!
COS I CANT GET ANY BLOODY WHERE!
I CANT SEE FUCK ALL!...

I BET YOU,VE NEVER SEEN !
A PAIR QUITE LIKE THIS !
SWOLLEN AS FUCK
& FULL TO...

Love to watch them gather,"Meet you at the telephone pole,if you,d rather! At the end of the day,the wires...

I,VE NEVER LICKED A PUSSY
THIS SIZE EVER BEFORE!
GOD IT WILL TAKE SOME LICKING!
&...

I AM WOMAN!

I am woman! they proudly declare
I thought I would try it but lacked the flair...

PULL MY FINGER.AFTER YOU,VE PRESSED START!
YA GET 150 POINTS.IF YA CAN MAKE ME FART!
THERE.LL...

What is it with drivers in this day and age
Too many assholes that make me rage!
Wether I'm...

COR..YOU LUCKY BASTARD!
HOW LUCKY ARE YOU!?
I CANT BELIEVE HOW HIGH I AM!
WHAT A...

As I was driving home the other day

I spotted this sign ahead

It's good to know if my...

TO ALL CRACK ADDICT,S ..OUT THERE!
LISTEN UP..TAKE HEED!
TAKE A LONG GOOD LOOK
AT THIS...

In her fertile Breast

His sons and daughter drank

The golden water.

Equaled the...

YOU COULD SAY..I,M INSANE?!
WITH THE CONTENT OF MY BRAIN!
THAT IS FINE WITH ME!
I...

Running faster

Collapsing bladder

Tripping

O my toe

Running faster

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