Comedy

I’m too stupid not to peck
What’s that red thing I see?
It is small, a tiny speck
Is...

Closing Time

Someday

before I die

whenever that may be

I'm going find the...

Stand strong
In the dark don’t allow your knees to grow weak

Stand strong
Be fore...

GOD I,M A VERY HAPPY CHIMPANZEE!
A DAY OUT AT THE BEACH FOR ME!
SAND & WATER. NOT 1 FUCK...

Here I sit moan and weep
Cause I'm stuck to this ice cold seat
Came out here to drop a load...

Of course girls are the weaker sex!
Even the lesbians that pretend and wear kecks!
While men...

GIRLS.. THE WEAKER SEX MY ARSE!
BEING A WOMAN .IS NO EASY TASK!
YOU MEN AINT GOT A FUCK N...

At last I'm back in the open air
My head is thumping but I don't care
My feet are back on...

WE,RE NOT SURE WHAT THE BAKER
MEANT ..BY THIS!!!
HE MUST OF HEARD
THAT WERE ALWAYS...

Comic

Opposition from

Media

Emitted for people to

Die with laughter even...

OKAY CLASS. WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?
WHO WANT,S TO SHOW US !
ALL WHAT WE REHEARSED!
...

Not at all worried, being from a " monkey race "

Happy, not at least depicted as a " donkey face...

12 HOURS OF LABOUR,HERE WE GO AGAIN !
I,M GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR THE
REST OF MY LIFE!SHE...

OH NO, I HOPE HE HASNT NOTICED!?
THAT I,VE GOT A HARD ON!
MY FUCK N DICK HAS GROWN!
HE...

Now Willys the king of the poets
Ohhhh.. the Cosmo VIP
He's reached the top and just wont...

EAT MOR CHIKIN!
WE URGE YOU TO DO!
TRY A BIT OF CLUCK CLUCK!
& LEAVE ALONE US MOO....

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