Comedy

He was big and I was small
Our eyes first met across the hall
Instant attraction turned to...

SWIVEL ON THAT MATE !
IT SPEAK,S FOR ITSELF!
& IF YOU DONT FUCK OFF !?
I,LL COME...

I Love your big-ass black eyes.

"Why, thank ya!" It said. "You know, alotta humans shit their pants...

I HOPE I DONT UP STAGE THE BRIDE!?
IN MY WHITE DRESS OF CHOICE!
MY 5 O CLOCK SHADOW,S...

FELIX..IS A VERY NAUGHTY CAT!
HE LOVES A BIG PAIR OF BANGERS!
& DEFINATLY LOVES SOME...

Captain Jack, his wicked wench and a black guy called Mr Black, decided to get rude and frolic out back...

NOCTURNAL ADVENTURE

Its the middle of the night,
and your trying hard to stay asleep...

SOME PEOPLE SHOULDN,T BE ALLOWED TO BREED !
LOOK AT THE FUCK N STATE OF ME !
FIONA FORGOT TO...

LEFT A BIT,,RIGHT A BIT!
GOD I,D LOVE TO SUCK HER CLIT!
IMAGINING ITS HER PUSSY I,LL LICK!...

LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF!
MY NAME IS.SUPER SCOUSE SQUIRREL!
I STAND IN FOR SUPER-MAN!
...

there once was a boy named Jonny the nerd

he spent every day with his best friend Albert

he...

~~It can shimmer, it can shine,
It can laugh and it can sing.
It can be so very happy,...

~~My ticklish finger;

The entrance to my laugh
Has a super special sensor
And a...

NO-BODY WANTS THE PUBIC HARE!
GOT HAIR SPROUTING OUT OF EVERY WHERE!
SKINNING IT..IS ONE...

WOULD YA FUCK YOURSELF ! IF YA COULD ?
I KNOW . I FUCK N WOULD!
AT LEAST.I WOULDN T TAKE FOR...

He takes out the trash, or makes dinner

thinks he's cleaned the whole house

he's not...

" WHY DO YOU HAVE 2 BOOB.S ON YOUR BACK ?"
ARE YOU HAVING A BUBBLE BATH!
THATS A VERY SILLY...