Comedy

JUST MINDING MY BUSINESS UNDER THE BED!
SOMEONE GRABBED ME BY THE EARS!
& PULLED ME OUT...

In breathless suspense
You look to your stats
For any improvements
But all your hope...

" WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME !?"
WHILE I,M READING 50 SHADES OF GREY!
CHRISTIAN...

Ok I admit I have a problem
Isn't that the first step to repair?
It is not the potency, but...

HERE,S A BLONDE JOKE FOR YA!
LET,S SEE IF YOU GET IT?
WHAT,S THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME...

I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE!
OF THIS FUCK N MONKEY TOUR!
I,M SO SO BLOODY BORED!...

NO I DO NOT WISH
TO SEE HIS TAIL WAG!
OR SEE HIS BACK PAW,S!
OR HIS BLOODY BALL BAG!...

OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT
MY ARSE WAS ON THE...

Oh, its lashing

the ducks find it smashing

but me my teeth are gnashing

Break the...

LOOK MUMMY. I LOOK LIKE YOU !
IF I HOLD THESE UP.LIKE I DO!
WHEN I CUT THESES GRAPEFRUITS IN...

FUCK..I,VE JUST SEEN THE SIZE
OF MY MUM,S FACE!
IT,S THIS WIDE I TELL YOU!
IT,S A FUCK...

ALL US PIGEON,S , ALL GET THIS BOOK!
IT TELL,S YA , THE BEST PLACE TO LOOK
WHERE,ALL THE BEST...

My darling dearest truest love, I have for you a gift,

This grand plaid tent, growing fast, would...

Canadian born James Eugene
Was destined for the silver screen
His career started 'smokin'...

DO YOU GIRL.S RECONISE THIS POSE?
TAKING PHOTO,S OF YOUR ROSE!
FOR EVERYONE TO TAKE A LOOK!...

I KNOW I,M ONLY ONE !
BUT. I AINT ARF GOT A BIG UN!
COR. BY THE TIME I,M 3!
IT COULD...

We are "this" old rats, relocating is our way of having fun
We once lived in a farm, and our...