Comedy

Is ego like a garb that makes me look nice?

Or is it my favorite lie...

Convincing you I...

OH MY GOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I SAID " I ONLY WANTED A TRIM!"
" NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY BUM...

I DONT KNOW WHAT MUMMY,S
DONE WITH MY TEDDY!?
I NEED IT NOW
IT,S TIME FOR BEDDIE!...

GOD CAN IT GET ANY WORSE!?
SHE,S BLOWING BUBBLE,S OUT OF HER NOSE!
SHE MUST BE BLOODY CURSED...

Teeth missing, Hair gone it must have
been a crazy night. I woke up in a
backyard naked taped...

LAST TIME DADDY PLAYED WITH ME
I WAS IN HIS BALL,S!
HE,S ALWAY,S HAS GOT HIS HAND,S
...

MY OWNER WAS SO SICK OF MY YAPPIN!
THAT HE,S INVENTED THIS TYPE OF GAGGIN!
NOW I LOOK LIKE A...

Why does my face get animated , whenever I see your portraits ?

Why a mere reflection of your...

You dare to compare, when he saw you there you came and peered, stop trying to duplicate what he...

KISS ME & I.LL TURN INTO A PRINCE!
& I,M DISGUISED AS A FROG!
BUT THIS PUSSY LIKES...

Scwewy Wabbit

Towering over the fake Easter grass

Mega bunny dominates the basket

...

GONE ARE THE DAY,S OF FUN!
FOR MY MUMMY & DADDY!
THEY HAD TO MUCH FUN ONE NIGHT!
...

DO YOU KNOW WHY I LICK
MY BALLS? BECAUSE I CAN !
I WONDER IF MY OWNER WOULD ?
HE.S A...

"TRY & REMEMBER THIS MOMENT JOE"
WHILE WERE STILL IN BABY GRO,S!
IN 70 YEARS , WE.LL BE...

I,M TRYING TO PROTECT HER MODESTY!
AFTER SHE,S TAKEN UP PHOTOGRAPHY!
I CAN,T ALLOW HER...

" OI MATE "! HAVE WE GOT FAR TO GO?
I,M GETTING TIRED ALREADY YOU KNOW !
IT,S GONNA BE A...

I JUST WANTED TO SAY " I LOVE YOU !"
I KNOW IT,S NOT VERY ROMANTIC
WHEN IT,S WRITTEN IN POO...