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PUTRID...POP-EYE !?X

PUTRID...POP-EYE !?X

I,M NOT  A HAPPY POP-EYE!
OLIVE OIL.HAS SAID BYE-BYE!
SHE GOT ALL SHIRTY 
WHICH IS WHY. I,M SO DIRTY!
SHE RAN OFF WITH BRUTE
THREW MY SPINICH 
DOWN THE SHOOT!
I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER!
NOW I,M A DOWN & OUTER!
& BRUTE TOOK ME OTHER SUIT!
& OLIVE NICKED ALL THE LOOT
& POKED ME IN THE EYE!
BEFORE THEY BOTH SAID GOOD-BYE
AT LEAST I,VE GOT ME PIPE !
BUT.  I SMELL A BIT RIPE!?
GOOD JOB THERES A HOLE 
IN THE MIDDLE WHERE
I DO A LITTLE PIDDLE!
WHICH ACTS LIKE A FAN !
IN MY LITTLE CARAVAN
I,M NOT A HAPPY SAILOR MAN!!
AT LEAST OLIVE.. CANT COMPLAIN !!
& I DONT THINK..I.LL WASH AGAIN !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

As per Tracy style this one takes the cake..Big vote from your friend girl...xx

Cant wait for the next take!! xx

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