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EYE"S...WIDE-SHUT !?X

EYE"S...WIDE-SHUT !?X

SMART WOMEN READ!
BE-TWEEN THE LINE,S
UNLIKE.. THE MEN!
WHO..MIS-READ OR
IGNORE ALL THE SIGN,S!?
TALK ABOUT !........
" HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT !"?
" OPEN YOUR EYE,S!"
YA ..HAVE TO SHOUT !?
THE CLUE,S ARE ALL THERE
FOR YOU !...TO SEE
" WE REALLY ARE CLEVER MARES!!!
& YOU AINTĀ 
GOT A CLUE ABOUT ME !"?
THOUGHT..YOU MEN !?
WERE SURPOSED ..TO BE BRAINY!?
YA EYE,S ARE OPEN!
BUT. YA JUST CANT SEE !!
YA ..JUST NEED..TRAINING??
TO KNOW.ABOUT ME !?
& WE.LL SOON HAVEĀ 
CREATED..GREAT CHEMISTRY!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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