Comedy

I watched it live on telly in '86
Didn't even need to see the replay
Ive felt the pain of the...

yo ho ho!
well me t'ink dis ones fe you?
hol' this tek dat
busy cha me busy
had...

I suddenly became aware
(although rooted motive not clear)
avoiding self castration ere...

i will wrap my gifts with ribbons of red and green
upon your heart
with love
this...

Help help my turkey has escaped
Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped
Not sure how and I...

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran...

A critical time and a crucial juncture
Santa's sleigh has obtained a puncture
It's late...

We won't be only dashing through the snow.
No no
The neighborhood will be begging keep it low...

Unbeknownst the wife appeared unusually upbeat,
she did pretend and succeed
to give yours...

Hoop fully adequately explains
source of odoriferous dry rot,
ye possibly smell, I jot...

My wife has
made me
aware of this
everyday since
the four legged
...

All I want for Christmas this year is a crumpet
Don't want a fanfare or the sound of a trumpet...

A nice spot by the river is what he thought
Far better than that crowded beach resort
His...

Chairs, lots of chairs
Stacked in dark corners
Under stairs
Behind locked doors...

I was nearly killed and I'm damn lucky to be alive.
This Christmas my son won't get a Playstation 5...

(on second thought lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protruding taut and visible
...

A man with a white beard was seen carrying a sack,
wearing a red coat, it's possible it was Lee Mack...