Comedy

You may all have heard of Peaky Blinders
Here's my version entitled Sneaky Finders
This gang...

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...

A post by @poetrybythepoet_ on Instagram reads as flows
There are 26 alphabets and I hate J,K,L,M,N,...

Little kittens down by station

In the fleeting twighlight

Savouring tasty morsal scraps...

Regarding unexpected Gadshill gift
(as if delivered from Magi)
tamper proof wrapped,
...

my gran'ma and your gran'ma
sitting by the fire
my gran'ma said to your gran'ma
u...

do u remember'ah
how it
all begaaaan
was it
diseaseeeed bats from Wuhaaan....

Oxymorons are mint I have to say
Here's a few examples to start your day
Beware beware my...

Something's not right

I can't swallow properly

Inflamation

Glands are up

...

she baalll out

" jheeeze

the way you hold me down
me can't unbend me knees

...

I went to a carribean takeaway
ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.
through clenched...

Though not exceptionally
famished, I took one bite
after another until tureen
licked...

i don't drink
often
Christmas
has always
been the
exception

...

Sometimes we get caught in a rut like being on a round that's not going so merry

Sometimes we enjoy...

I’ve turned the news off; it has all gone too far
It’s all lockdown and Covid rates,
All I...

So Christmas is over, as I can see, trash cans are stuffed, and down come the tree's
The music has...

I watched it live on telly in '86
Didn't even need to see the replay
Ive felt the pain of the...