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Come On Eileen

Come On Eileen

I was hungry like the wolf
But Eileen never came,
Probably only myself that's to blame.
Should have guessed that she was a tease,
Leaving me alone in these dungarees.

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T Starbuck

Extra points for getting a Duran Duran song in too...? :)

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zZzleepy

hahahahaha freakin Eileen

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sarah harry

you're lol quickΒ 

nice song choice and rhyme.....theres always a Eileen lol

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