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" DOWN, BIG BOY!?" X

" DOWN, BIG BOY!?" X

" HEY BIG BOY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE
SINCE WHEN HAS NO, MEANT YEAH?
THIS IS OUR DAUGHTERS NURSERY
WE CANNOT POSSIBLY DO IT HERE,
JUST COS YOU,VE HAD A BELLY FULL OF BEER!
IT JUST WOULD  BE.. SO UNFAIR 
WITH HER TOYS STREWN EVERY WHERE
& THIS IS SILK & IT MAY WELL TEAR?
& YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE TO PREPARE!
BEFORE I LET YOU GO DOWN THERE
I AM NOT SHAGGING YOU IN HER ROCKING CHAIR !!
NOT WITH ALL YOUR LOOSE PUBIC HAIR 
HOW DID WE GET FROM BUILDING BLOCKS ?
TO A VERY EAGER & EXCITED COCK ?
& HER DISCARDED DOLLY ACTING AS A COCK BLOCK
TO LATE NOW ANY WAY, SAVED BY THE CLOCK
YOU,LL HAVE TO NIP IN THE LOO
& RELIEVE YA SELF IN AN OLD SOCK ?
WAIT UNTIL BED-TIME, THEN I.LL SEE TO YOUR COCK
SO RUN ALONG HON, DONT LOOKED SO SHOCKED !
& DONT LET OUR DAUGHTER, SEE YA HARD COCK
TELL HER MUMMYS JUST CHANGING HER FROCK
& MAKE SURE THE BLOODY BATHROOM DOOR IS LOCKED !?"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Richard Waters

This poem makes quite an impression !!!  :)

Keep 'em coming !

Warm wishes. x

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Bradford

Wow Tracy the stories you tell would make Santa s cheeks redder than they already are . Cheers hrl I a  speechless

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Tracy Timothy

THANK YOU SO MUCH X XMAS IS BRINGING OUT MY NAUGHTY SIDE IT SEEMS HAHA

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Kimmy Alan

Tracy, you are such a tease. And a good one at that.

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Tracy Timothy

THANK YOU KINDLY KIMMY........ I THINK LOL X    

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