Estupida Madre Folladora

WARNING: This poem contains language that may not be suitable for certain readers.

A foreign waiter said "estupida madre folladora" when I couldn't leave a tip.
When I learned what that means in english, that waiter got his ass whipped. 
Estupida madre folladora is spanish for stupid mother fucker.
I'm pretty mean when I get mad and I decided to get that sucker.

Calling me a stupid mother fucker was dumb, it sure wasn't wise.
It didn't do him one bit of good when he decided to apologize.
I tied one of that waiter's legs to the bumper of my truck.
I dragged him down the freeway for 30 minutes and he was fucked.

That waiter's rudeness was so mean that it was almost beyond belief.
I also beat him senseless with my fists and knocked out his teeth.
I couldn't let that little prick get away with what he said, I had to kick his sorry butt.
I hate smart ass waiters, if they know what's good for them, they'll keep their mouths shut.