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Face book status

Face book status

I have face book on my smart phone
 And get some notifications yesterday
 I was driving down by k mart
 But was curious to see what it says

But as I pick up my phone
 A police stop and give a ticket to me
 I have to pay $250 to see
 Some one post “they feeling lazy”

What is wrong with this people?
 Like face book have them going mad
 They posting all kind of craziness
 Like “I wake up and feeling sad”

Face book is a social media
 To connect with friends and family
 But some people get the wrong ideas
 And use it as their personal diary

Face book can be very entertaining
 With some very interesting post to see
 I just use it to share my poems
 And nothing personal about me

But sometime it does make me wonder
 If face book getting to people brain
 Why else would some one want to post
“I going back to sleep again”

So let us get this straight
 They wake up to say “going to sleep again’
If you don’t find something wrong with this
 Then I’m the one going insane

A woman post pix of her lavish Sunday meal
 On the table with the candles lights dim
 Then writes” romantic dinner for me and hubby”
But this morning she was quarrelling with him

Yesterday a girl post a lot of bad words
 Then today she only posting religious
 And when I ask her about it
 She said I’m being ridiculous

The men crazy for face book to
 But they keep them posting informative
 And one in a while they may post a joke
 But nothing to derogative

Men like to read what them women post
 They have us curious and amuse
 Although some we don’t understand
 And some does left us confuse

Amanda changing profile pix every minute
 Face book can’t keep up with she
 So they make a new site just for her
 And call it ‘Amanda’s library”

A couple goes to the grocery
 And post their location where they are
 To share the very interesting facts
 That they buying rice and flour

Some goes out with friends and family
 And post very pictures
 Them some does post interesting words
 From the Holy Scriptures

A lot of people use face book
 The way it was intended to be
 And then some just use it
 Show case their stupidity

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