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I come home from work
and See my girlfriend crying
She can’t get on face book
And whole day she trying

Well I try to fix the computer
To get she on the internet
The girl cries so much
Two handkerchiefs soaking wet

What’s up with face book?
Sending this girl crazy
Chatting with Julie whole day
And now she gets so lazy

So I call her mother
To complain about her daughter
She said she call back later
Suzy is on the computer

So went to her father
And said she don’t cook no more
She on face book since morning
until I come home at four

He call me out side
He hiding from his wife
He said “leave face book alone
That is part of them women’s life

The stove not light for the days
All it has is bread and cheese
She says darling I’m hungry
Go order some Chinese

This face book and women
Is a bad combination
It causing problems in homes
All across the nation

A woman updating she profile
From almost all about
When she quarrel with her husband
She leaving that part out

Hannah taking out pix for face book
She runs out of lipstick
She takes two buses and a taxi
Telling the driver to hurry and do quick

So I call president Obama
and tell him face book causing hell
He said boy shut your mouth
He wants no problem from Michelle

Now face book is OK
To meet family old and new
But do people have to post
Every little thing that they do

a man post he on vacation
On the beach in Tobago
While he freezing in new york
But nobody don’t know

I try to organize some friends
To protest against face book
When I gone them on the computer
These men already hook

So I have to stay quiet
Because my girlfriend very sweet
I pick up the phone and said
Darling what you want to eat