The girl

The first time i see the girl
I wanted to meet her family
so i went buy a diamond ring
and I didn't care how much it cost me

so i gone to ask her to get marry
But she wont give me an answer yet
the words this girl start to tell me 
is some thing that i would never forget

She said that she want a job letter
And a pay stub with my weekly salary
and If I have any other girlfriends
And if they have any baby for me

then she ask what size of house I have
And the name of the street that i live 
And only after she sees my bank book
Then answer she will have to give

So I went home that same evening
and Said "mom we have to build the house
And tomorrow i calling the exterminator
To kill all the rats and mouse

And I send my brother Azard
To buy some concrete and sand
And to ask junior and riad 
To come and give us a hand

Now I gone back with my job letter
And my paycheck with me
I working for $27.50.an hour
Now That is a very good salary

So I went and give to her last night
All the things that she asks me for
You know this girl turn around and tell me
she still want a few things more

She wants to know who is my doctor 
and she wants my medical history
And she wants the doctor phone number
So she could call to make some inquiry

She said she wants a loving man
With a nice house and plenty money
But all that will be no use to her 
If he come and give her H I V

And she ask if I bring my bank book
And if I have my pass port
And she done know I have no arrest
cause her father working in San Fernando court

Now she have me thinking 
she have me thinking twice
Is this a beautiful woman?
Or is she a block of ice

But still i said to myself 
Take it easy kaz "the girl looking good
You will have the prettiest wife 
In the whole Neighborhood

Then she says to me "man does like to lie
And think they have too much brain
So kaz " if a man thinks he will fool me
he better stop and think again

Then she said to bring her to my priest
She wants to conduct an personal interview
And then after six months probation's
then she will see what she can do

well some say that love is blind
Well brother " today love can see
I take back my diamond ring from she
And ran and jump in a yellow taxi

I’m sorry for the next guy 
Who try to marry she
And mark my words when I tell you
Many men will run away just like me