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Harlot

Would you look at that skirt,
No wonder you get treated like dirt.
Stop accepting all those offers to bang
And maybe "slut" wouldn't be your middle name!
Could you quit showing everyone your chest?
Because frankly, I’m not impressed.
Sleeping with the whole football team,
Definitely won't raise your self esteem.
So learn to have some self respect-
Before your ovaries get wrecked!

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