Hey There Tubby

I get on my bike and I pedal for hours

You'd think I'd be skinny by now

Ha! Not a chance my belly's still fat

I look like an over stuffed sow

Pants are so large they could sail a boat

As the mast on the big ocean blue

People are cruel and say “Hey there Tubby!”

“Better stay away from the stew!”

Try not to show how much it bothers me

Saying, “Your mother dresses you funny!”

But deep down inside I've lost all my pride

To be skinny I'd give lots of money

My scale says, “One at a time please!”

I kick it in anger 'cross the room

I've no one to blame for getting this way

It's the buckets of food I consume

So call me a fatty or call me a tub

But don't call be late for my chow

I'll soon get serious about losing this fat

But it's just not the time right now!