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I Believe The Earth Is Flat

I Believe The Earth Is Flat

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I believe that.
I believe that I'll fall off the earth if I walk too far.
I fear that I'll drive off the earth, that's why I don't own a car.
When I talked to a head shrinker, he put me in a funny farm.
He thought if I was around people, they might be harmed.
People say that when it comes to intelligence, I sure do lack it.
I was locked in a rubber room and I had to wear a straight jacket.
I got shock therapy every day and they loved to turn up the juice.
People are hiding under their beds because they turned me loose.
I was treated like a lunatic just because I believe that the earth is flat
If you believe the same, stop it or the funny farm is where you'll end up at.
Don't be like me or the loony bin is where you'll go.
If you're asked if the earth is flat, you'd better say no.

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