I love fat Amy

Her name is Fat Amy
And yeah she is crazy!
From her Orthodox-Jew ponytail
And her weird response to hatemail 
She is a legend
Awesome with sarcasm 
For Bumper's love, she'll cross the chasm
Proud to be Australian
She's familiar with swordfish and scallion
Her majestic size doesn't bother her 
Ask something obvious and she'll  say "duh"
So all you Pitch Perfect chics 
I'm sure you're all good picks 
But Fat Amy is my girl 
Even though she really can't twirl

By Eden Van der Nest