Is There A Doctor In The House?

Inspired by Ogden Nash
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To all our friends on Cosmo, is there a Doctor in the house?
If so, come quickly with your stethoscope, and listen beneath Linda’s blouse!
It’s not often I’ll allow another, to look upon her breasts;
But in this instance, I’ll make an exception, for she needs a hasty test!
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I’ve been tending to her for days now, but she’s refused to remove her shirt;
I told her I need to check her chest out, but she said I was just a flirt!
Please forgive my sense of humor, for making light of her being sick;
But sometimes, laughter is a panacea, and will quickly do the trick!
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                                  A joke prescribed
                         Will clear out a clogged chest
                             Laughter the best cure