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JOKE

author
Larry Ran
JOKE

I am a renowned Doctor

I travel the world curing constipation

I have discovered, it’s “panacea is me”

Because?

Simple

I can scare the shit out of anybody

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Funny Jokes Laughing
Poetry Genre: 
Freestyle
Topic: 
Humour
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Georgina Richardson

Nice one my Larry! You are a silly puddin` my darling! I love your sense of humour sweetie. That`s the second time today when I`m poorly that you have cheered me up.

I love you both

G xx

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Larry Ran

Hi Dear G,

If my joke can cheer one person in the world up, I can think of no one I'd rather it be than you.  It just let's me know that I've got my shit together.

Love from all of us,

L & L & C

P.S.  Happy Birthday to you; Happy Birthday to you!!

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