Just Now, I Started To Feel...

All Stopped Up With Writer's Block

Thus lack any idea about
what to type out until aye
reach the end, and
even then cannot

make any promises (promises -
this aint no typo typo),
to meet (even ill)
equipped outback

with or without an alley bye,
which dismal situation unlike earlier,
when fount of literary creativity
unstoppably gushed profusely

lichen wherein rub
barb plants for rain dee cry
hence, just imagine situation
(anal guss) to

being constipated, and dry
miss daisy crazy regarding
(collective soul sigh'n noses)
begs for antihistamine,

asper nostrils to get dry
from congestion - so envision
both symptoms (for real)
affected this guy

bodily woes simultaneously,
while conservative flash mobs
sprout like pollen haters
trample grass roots

activists chanting jai
guru dev donned as barenaked,
foo fighting, nirvana
seekers no lie

trucking with pearl jam
hued open skyz
passing one black crow
did house after another

jet ting via reo speedwagon
greeting village people
mix ultra liberal protesters,
who peaceably demonstrate my

self included holding recycled
placards, sans
targeting well nigh
Republicans Putin on the Ritz

must be ousted,
cuz them that har pry
ha merrily bilking work
a day citizens seated

on their tushy in expelling qui
yet deadly flatulence athwart
cushy congressional seats
to ease government lackeys,
who trumpet "FAKE" news.