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LEMON MERINGUE PIE

LEMON MERINGUE PIE

Sitting on a bus, in Paraguay
Holding a lemon meringue pie
A man got way too friendly;
He put his hand on my thigh
I told him; "Get your hands off me!"
He didn't- I threw the pie right in his face
A girls got to do what a girls got to do
When a man gets in her space
I got up and stood at the exit
​​​​​​He came and pushed me from behind
The bus never did come to a stop
And I never got to speak my mind

 

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