Limerick

With two plane tickets in business class
Lisa pondered on who she would as
She wanted someone...

Even though I'm twenty-two years old, I still wear a diaper.
I haven't been changed in a week and I'...

When I went to school, I bullied kids in my class.
But a bigger bully came along and kicked my ass...

Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool.
I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....

Each butterfly’s wings tiredly come to rest,
while staying closed, its wings pulsate, repeat,...

I'm sharing a thought tied into a knot,
A knot consisting of more.
A ball of knots all tied...

I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain.
They said if there was no...

My dream came true when I became a referee.
But my heart is broken because they fired me.
I...

-Scattered thoughts collect themselves
-and everything makes sense
-then just like that doubt...

When the sun rises;
The rooster crows his cue,
Misty oranges and groggy pinks
Slowly...

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...

A judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.
I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney....

My ex-girlfriend dumped me even though I have cancer.
My sister knocked her out in a mall and then...

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee.
Even though I graduated...

Smiling Red
Glittering Gold
A Hooded Man Said
A Prophecy Will Be Told

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When I tell people that my name is Justin Bred,
they think that I'm a hick with no brain in my head...

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...