Limerick

Half a decade ago today, Dad ceased to be alive.
Five years ago, Dad died at the age of sixty-five...

You brought a hundred dollars worth of groceries to my sales counter but you only have twenty bucks....

You’ll see a boy,
coiffed and gilt,
if you raise your head on Gilt-
spur street....

Your abandoned your wife when she was pregnant, you're the scum of the Earth.
You're a low life...

As soon as I ran that red light, I knew that our fates were sealed.
Because of my carelessness and...

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill.
I took Ladybird to the veterinarian...

I'm in the hospital because of what happened on the 4th of July.
I was very irresponsible with...

One day this proud man, that once went to war,
Came home from work and walk straight in the door,...

Now I lay me down to sleep
My insane thoughts have gone too deep
I opened my mouth to often...

I would like to write a poem that had meaningful words on every page
that would be enjoyed by people...

I got tired of being called a hillbilly from the sticks.
So I built a time machine and traveled back...

When a man murdered three innocent people, he got life without parole.
After he was locked up,...

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...

What was the point of going to college and furthering my education?
I've been here for twenty years...

I have two purrfect sweethearts and I'm smitten.
They are yellow and they're my two new kittens....

They told her everything she was,
was for the glory of men.
So every time she fell in love,...

Gotta give props to my God cause I’m still breathing
“016 hit so hard that I still can feel that...